Archive for November, 2006
And Another Thing…
Monday, November 20th, 2006Another thing that will be prohibited when I begin to wield my power is the mention of work during Pub opening hours on a Sunday. There are few things more heartlessly designed to ruin the last precious moments of one’s weekend than the “w” word.
Oh, the number of times I have, while enthralling the faithful […]
An Irrelevant, But Necessary, Interlude…
Monday, November 20th, 2006I’ve been submitting this site to a few directories, as there are, surprisingly, some people who remain unenlightened. One such site insists that I add a link button to this site in return for inclusion in their directory. So, see below.
There, I have done the honourable thing - as you would, no doubt, expect.
Happy *mas?
Monday, November 20th, 2006Everywhere you look, the Christmas decorations are going up, and the stores are full of seasonal marketing activity. Ho ho ho… ka-ching!
Christmas doesn’t appeal to all. Followers of some faiths, and some militant atheists, actively avoid involvement, which is a shame. Christmas may have its origins in Christianity (yes, I am aware of the preChristian festivals that […]
Priorities
Monday, November 20th, 2006The decay of society is clear to see. Friendliness, helpfulness, courtesy and respect have been replaced by hostility, suspicion, rudeness and contempt.
In some ways, nothing has changed. People complain about the attitudes of teenagers and young adults - their rebellious, irresponsible ways. But rebellion is a part of the natural function of the teenager. In some instances […]
Patience is a Virtue
Friday, November 17th, 2006I have been asked whether I will be publishing a full manifesto. A very sensible question.
A manifesto of sorts will indeed be forthcoming but, as I have stated already, I am mindful of the fragility of the emotional and psychological health of my followers. My ideas are so alien to the usual, blinkered template of […]
So It Begins
Thursday, November 16th, 2006The time has come for me to emerge from the shadows.
No, this isn’t the actual taking-over-the-world bit: that comes a little later. It is, however, the first stage in my plan for universal domination. I will rule the world - and we’re not talking about a presidential campaign here. There will be no democracy: I […]