Archive for December, 2006
The Shape of Things to Come
Friday, December 15th, 2006It struck me last night that some of you might not realise just how much of an opportunity my domination of the world (and, ultimately, the universe) represents.
As you are aware, I keep the mind-boggling scope of my scheme partly hidden for fear of overwhelming your inadequate powers of cognition and comprehension. Don’t think I […]
It’s Hard, But Someone Has to Do It…
Tuesday, December 12th, 2006No self-respecting ruler would shirk the occasional hardship that may come bundled with the privileges of rank.
In return for my lofty status as future world monarch, I willingly accept that there are times when I musty face up to certain responsibilities. For the last couple of weeks I have sacrificed my time to walk amongst you, […]
Silence…
Monday, December 4th, 2006Yes, it has been quiet here, hasn’t it?
Silence is a wonderful thing: it is nothing to be afraid of. Sadly, it is a rare commodity these days. Whenever one does encounter an unexpected minute or two of pause in the universal noise, one can be fairly confident that, within moments, one will also encounter one of those […]