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I Said, Beware My Wrath. Are You Deaf?
By God | January 25, 2007
It’s natural, I suppose, to feel a bit of an urge to test the authority of the new boss. Please take note: if that’s what’s been happening, then it’s gone too far. You will behave yourselves.
Look, I don’t want to get heavy handed and have to start dishing out warts and halitosis. I don’t want to have to mess with your TV reception, have you accumulate parking tickets, experience the inconvenience of burst shopping bags. Your lawn needn’t die, and your knicker elastic need not fail during a job interview. The choice is yours. Shape up or take the heat.
I made My preliminary list of sins quite clear, I thought. Remember THIS POST? The bit about racism and homophobia being on the naughty list? You think I posted that as a joke?
The obsolete Catholic and Anglican churches think they can impose their bigoted, fairytale-based morality on the whole of society. They claim that their mean-minded prejudice is God decreed, and on that basis they are currently trying to prevent gay and lesbian people from adopting children. What is more, they try to blackmail the secular government of the UK into granting them exemption from anti-discrimination law.
Well, screw you, you sanctimonious, pseudopiety-reeking, hypocritical scum. If there is a section of humanity from whom children should be protected, history shows that it is the Catholic clergy. To borrow and adapt a line from Pink Floyd: Hey, preacher, leave those kids alone… you fecking pervert.
Homosexuality is a sin against God, is it? That is bollocks, My poor, deluded children. Look, your illogical, irrational, inconsistent God didn’t and doesn’t exist. That’s why it was necessary for Me to step in and take over the job. Read the earlier posts.
Sheesh…
As for the racism bit… Channel 4 needs to put its house in order. Claims that one allows contestants in “reality” (”reality”! what the hell are you people on?) shows to behave like nazi thugs because it “reflects issues that society needs to face up to”, are fatuous and unconvincing. I’m omniscient, you idiots. I know perfectly well that you people will court any kind of controversy to bloat your viewer stats.
Sort yourselves out, or be sorry.
Damn… where’s the “ominous thunder” sound effect…
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