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The Glory of Heaven

By God | August 17, 2007

Nah, not that baloney about angels and thrones and all that stuff. I want to talk to you about the real glory of heaven. Or of the heavens to be more accurate.

The universe is absolutely crammed full of the most incredible things you could imagine. I tell you, if I had created the universe it would have been a much duller place. I just wouldn’t have been able to think up all this quality shit.

Check this out. The pic has become known as “The Pillars of Creation”. Huge columns of gas and dust in the Eagle Nebula where new stars are being born.

And how about this one? The dots and smudges you see are not stars. They are galaxies. Each dot or smudge is an island universe of perhaps 100 billion or 200 billion stars, many like our sun.

Can you imagine that? Can you get your head around the scale of it all?

There’s no need to make up weird stuff. There’s plenty of it about in the real world if you look. Things to fill you with wonder and awe. Things to make your heart feel as if it could burst from the sheer joy and thrill of being alive and being a part of it all.

Who needs superstition?

Spend a few moments away from the porn sites and Myspace. Search for things like “hubble images” and “astronomy photographs”. Just have a look.

And no I won’t link for you. Get off your fat arses and search. Don’t forget that Sloth is still a sin - even under my enlightened rule.


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