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Hey, No Fair!
By Satan | September 2, 2008
I thought that was a bit much really, that post where God slagged me off for not posting a load of diabolical bluster. OK, so maybe I could have made a bit more of an effort (and it is sloth rather than apathy that keeps me quiet, so there), but to be honest He has me a bit disorientated.
He’s not exactly behaving in the way you’d expect of a deity, wouldn’t you agree? All this dismissing himself as superstition, and making fun of his own omnipotence… And that stuff about allowing blasphemy and homosexuality… I mean, it’s hardly fair, is it? It’s sort of like coming home and finding your dad wearing a dress. It makes you question your own role.
Some of the stuff God has been posting could be seen, by the traditionalist, as encouraging sin. I thought that was my job.
I’m grateful for the employment, I really am. I just wish he’d print me out a job description so I know where I stand. Once I get my bearings there’ll be no stopping me. I’ll go around encouraging evil, causing mayhem and posting temptation here in the Boss’s blog…
Yeah, once I get my bearings. Meanwhile, back to bed, I reckon.
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