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Tuesday, August 26th, 2008A news item in the Internet edition of the Jamaica Observer today ran a story that declared: “Jamaicans yesterday gave praise and thanks to God for the outstanding performances of the country’s athletes at the Beijing Olympics […]”.
Sod that. I had nothing to do with it.
If they want to give thanks then let them thank […]
Silence Again… Nowt New There Then
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008I have to say I’m a little disappointed by Old Nick’s cursory attitude to my invitation. I’ve given him months now to post something of substance, and he simply hasn’t bothered. I don’t know whether to put it down to apathy or that sloth that I warned you about a couple of posts back. In […]
An Introduction
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007Hi, I’m Satan… but you can call me by my nickname - Nick.
God invited me to join the party here. I don’t really see why - I mean, it’s not as if we exactly see eye-to-eye on most stuff. Still it would have been rude to turn down His invitation. He might be relatively new […]
The Glory of Heaven
Friday, August 17th, 2007Nah, not that baloney about angels and thrones and all that stuff. I want to talk to you about the real glory of heaven. Or of the heavens to be more accurate.
The universe is absolutely crammed full of the most incredible things you could imagine. I tell you, if I had created the universe it […]
The Truth About the Bible
Friday, August 17th, 2007I’ve been reading the blasted thing and there is a generous measure of absolute bullshit doing a fine job of obscuring what truth there is supposed to be in there.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s not a best-seller for no reason. It’s got loads going for it: orgies, debauchery, murder, rape, magic, demons, evil empires, brave […]
Boo…
Thursday, August 16th, 2007See? It is never safe to assume that it is safe to assume that you are safe. I’m still around, oh ye of little faith.
Yeah, yeah. Unfair blah blah. Negligent blah blah. Irresponsible blah blah…
LOOK, the last guy in the job didn’t even have the professionalism to exist. And anyway, I’ve not been absent, just […]
Silence
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007Yes, I’ve been quiet again, haven’t I?
Makes you nervous when I do that, doesn’t it? Especially after that telling off I gave out in My last entry here… And, by the way, those questions I mentioned will still be coming… soon.
You shouldn’t be afraid of silence, you know. Not of Mine or, indeed, of silence […]
No Safety in Numbers
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007I am an existentialist God, you know. Well, a kind of existentialist, absurdist god, really.
I believe that everyone is responsible for his/her actions and the consequences thereof. Oh, don’t get Me wrong, there can always be mitigation but, at the end of the day, we are all responsible.
One of the things that makes Me angriest […]
I Said, Beware My Wrath. Are You Deaf?
Thursday, January 25th, 2007It’s natural, I suppose, to feel a bit of an urge to test the authority of the new boss. Please take note: if that’s what’s been happening, then it’s gone too far. You will behave yourselves.
Look, I don’t want to get heavy handed and have to start dishing out warts and halitosis. I don’t want […]
*Yawn*… Ah, That’s Better
Wednesday, January 24th, 2007It has been quiet around here, hasn’t it?
I’ve been having a bit of a rest. Just as My non-existent predecessor allegedly took a bit of a breather after creating the world, I decided it would be appropriate for Me to do the same. No, you fool, to have a rest, not to create a world. […]